I'm going to assume this is satire, based on the "#4" that if pro-choice men are suddenly "free", all of the pro-life women will abandon their pro-life men and flock to the pro-choice men.

While I think the other commentators are correct, I think they missed the satire (and your point).

That said, if this was indeed satire, it wasn't obviously satire and missed its mark.

J.Ja